Lighter moments in USA financial crisis

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I went to buy socks and I got an investment bank free.

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Jay Leno - " I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any e-mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it"

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Q: What is the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker?

A: A tie

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Q: What does AIG stand for?

A: American Innocence and Greed

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Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and investment banker?

A: The pigeon can still make deposit on BMW

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1 comment:

  1. These are too funny!!

    Excellent, insightful post. Provides a much needed chuckle in a situation that otherwise could have us crying.

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