Showing posts with label Lighter moments in USA financial crisis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lighter moments in USA financial crisis. Show all posts

Lighter moments in USA financial crisis

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I went to buy socks and I got an investment bank free.

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Jay Leno - " I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any e-mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it"

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Q: What is the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker?

A: A tie

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Q: What does AIG stand for?

A: American Innocence and Greed

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Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and investment banker?

A: The pigeon can still make deposit on BMW

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