A lighter moment / Let's take a break

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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

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A car driver was busy removing wheels from his car.

A man asks car driver "Why are you removing wheels from your car."

Car driver : Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

The man who broke the statue: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

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Peter joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked "What you did till evening."

Peter : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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1 comment:

  1. Lol, cute. There's nothing like a good chuckle. Thanks :D

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