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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
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A car driver was busy removing wheels from his car.
A man asks car driver "Why are you removing wheels from your car."
Car driver : Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
The man who broke the statue: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
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Peter joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "What you did till evening."
Peter : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
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A car driver was busy removing wheels from his car.
A man asks car driver "Why are you removing wheels from your car."
Car driver : Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
The man who broke the statue: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
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Peter joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "What you did till evening."
Peter : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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